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newI’d rather be home
I’d rather be home
$49
newSorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come
Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come
$49
She’ll be right
She’ll be right
$49
If it’s cash, it’s free
If it’s cash, it’s free
$49
Written by a human, badly
Written by a human, badly
$49
newSmoko is sacred
Smoko is sacred
$49
newBeing nice to the robots, just in case
Being nice to the robots, just in case
$49
newIt’s only 20 minutes (it’s 50)
It’s only 20 minutes (it’s 50)
$49
newIt’d be rude not to
It’d be rude not to
$49
Live near the beach, never go
Live near the beach, never go
$49
Not lost, just in Canberra
Not lost, just in Canberra
$49
Ai slop
Ai slop
$49
Ask your father
Ask your father
$49
I said please to the robot
I said please to the robot
$49
I’ve got a guy for that
I’ve got a guy for that
$49
As discussed, no.
As discussed, no.
$49
I’d rather be in Frankston
I’d rather be in Frankston
$49
Don’t tell mum.
Don’t tell mum.
$49
If you can’t buy it, rent it
If you can’t buy it, rent it
$49
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  • Ai slop
    Ai slop slogan tee, black Core Tee, small off-white mono print

    Ai slop

    $49.00
  • As discussed, no.
    As discussed, no. slogan tee, white Core Tee, small black typewriter print

    As discussed, no.

    $49.00
  • Ask your father
    Ask your father slogan tee, natural Core Tee, navy italic serif print

    Ask your father

    $49.00
  • Being nice to the robots, just in case
    Being nice to the robots, just in case slogan tee, grey Core Tee, small black print

    Being nice to the robots, just in case

    $49.00