products.

Ai slop

As discussed, no.

Ask your father

Being nice to the robots, just in case

Don’t tell mum.

I said please to the robot

If it’s cash, it’s free

If you can’t buy it, rent it

It’d be rude not to

It’s only 20 minutes (it’s 50)

I’d rather be home

I’d rather be in Frankston

I’ve got a guy for that

Live near the beach, never go

Not lost, just in Canberra

She’ll be right

Smoko is sacred

Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come

Written by a human, badly