home page.

I’d rather be home

Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come

Being nice to the robots, just in case

She’ll be right

Smoko is sacred

If it’s cash, it’s free

It’d be rude not to

Written by a human, badly

Live near the beach, never go

It’s only 20 minutes (it’s 50)

Not lost, just in Canberra

I said please to the robot

Ai slop

Ask your father

I’ve got a guy for that

As discussed, no.

I’d rather be in Frankston

Don’t tell mum.

If you can’t buy it, rent it